The Cheese Monster
The double cheeseburger, turned up. Zero chill.
$17.50
Menu & order
Pick your monster
Tap a burger to blow it up, pile on extras, make it a combo. We’ll have it hot and bagged in about 20 minutes.
Open 7 days a week
The burgers
Gourmet smash burgers, all smashed to order on butter-toasted buns. Lettuce wrap on request.
The Hot Mess
Chipotle, jalapeños, queso. Napkins are not optional.
$18.00
The Piggy Bank
Caramelized bacon piled on beef, on pretzel. Worth every penny.
$18.50
The Green Goblin
Guac, jalapeños, herb sauce. Mean, green, very clean.
$17.50
The Fancy Cow
A truffle burger with mushrooms and brie. Pinky up.
$19.50
The Breakfast Bandit
Our breakfast burger: egg, hash brown, bacon. Served all day.
$18.00
Sides & fries
- $5.50
Crown Fries
Skin-on, double-fried, salted like they mean it.
- $8.50
Messy Fries
Share (or don’t)Our loaded fries: crown fries, queso, jalapeños, house sauce.
- $6.50
Onion Rings
Beer-battered, fat and crunchy.
- $6.50
Sweet Potato Fries
With chipotle mayo for dipping.
Shakes & sips
- $7.50
Bigger Shake
Thick milkshakes in vanilla, chocolate or strawberry. Bring a spoon.
- $4.50
Pink Lemonade
Fresh-squeezed, a little bit sour.
- $3.75
Craft Soda
Cola, root beer or ginger ale.
- $3.75
Iced Tea
Brewed in-house, lightly sweet.
Make it bigger
Any burger, combo’d
Add a side and a drink to any burger for $7.50. Just tick “Make it bigger” when you add it.
- 1Pick a burgerAny of the six.
- 2Pick a sideCrown Fries, sweet potato fries or onion rings.
- 3Pick a drinkCraft soda, iced tea or pink lemonade.
Allergies? Please tell us about any allergy before you order: call us or add a note at checkout. Our kitchen handles gluten, dairy, egg, soy, sesame and mustard, so we can’t promise anything is allergen-free. This is a sample menu for a showcase site; dishes and prices are illustrative.